Penisland

This patch of writing is dedicated to my perseverance in search of a fine writing instrument. I decided to gift myself a pen for no obvious reason except that I wanted to own something as 'delicious' as a Parker.

I sired some twenty words describing the type of pen I wished to possess in that tiny little search box of Google's and it returned me a million results. The first result was perturbing enough for me to awe at the ineffectiveness of Google! The search returned penisland.net!

This drove me jitters. I was rather not interested in porn but a pen. I hesitated to click on the hyperlink, but got carried away by the very idea behind it. Google has tempted the holy Jesus out of me!

I clicked on the link and waited impatiently...

'Oh no...It's pen island!'