Feb 9, 2007

Extortion made easy

World comes to a standstill for a victim when the open end of a gun's barrel is pointed right between his eye-brows. A sudden gush of adrenaline evaporates the saliva and the tongue goes dry, heart overworks to appease the excited organs and legs shake under the body weight. The vanquished lies at the mercy of the vanquisher.

Extortion can be far more easier than that painted in the picture above and there is no need to unnecessarily complicate things by the use of weapons. I agree, the latter way does fetch the same amount in double the time as compared with it's more violent counter-part; but at the same time, it is worth giving a try. Moreover, the latter is a white collar job with Police quite out of bay!

What exactly is this saint-like way of extortion? OK...let me explain like this. The gangsters should wear a long white robe with a cross dangling around their necks and should replace their gun with the Holy Bible. Then after morphing themselves into saints, they should go about asking for charity. Someone like me will definitely partake with a few bucks.

So this is what I've been talking about. Hope this suggestion will gel well with all those gangsters out there.

There can be more interesting ways than those described above, like the one shown in the picture below!

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